Boredom at work

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Welcome to the internet. How may I assist you?

Stranger 2: PORN.

Stranger 2: GIVE ME ALL THE PORN.

Stranger 1: ( . Y . )

Stranger 1: Close Enough.


/ Heavsie

Omegle.. You crack me up.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

lemon or lime?

Stranger 1: lemon you dumb bastard

Stranger 2: lime

Stranger 1: lime will not prevent scurvy.

Stranger 1: you hear me? WILL NOT PREVENT SCURVY!!!

Stranger 1: damn. nigga get a clue

Stranger 2: corona and lime, classic

Stranger 1: ok I pop a cap in yo lime-liking ass, how dat

Stranger 1: wait wait wait

Stranger 1: wtf

Stranger 1: corona? like,

Stranger 1: the worst beer ever invented?

Stranger 2: i'm a girl, tastes nice to me!

Stranger 2: about the only one i can drink

Stranger 1: omg you are one really bad person. I hate you so much. never have I had such a gap in tastes with someone.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

By the way, I was the spy.

/Heavsie

Oh Simon..!

So I was looking for gifs on Simon Kotyk and instead found this.. I thought it was hilarious.

squeeze or rub the nipples?

+ followask a ?

Simon Kotyk SimonKotyk

Rub, lick, and suck the nipples, then squeeze the boob my friend.

Here is the proof~


/ Heavsie

Alpaca Star Wars

I'm sorry for all the animal videos but they are hilarious.. I'm also a huge fan of Star Wars.

/Heavsie

Evil Owl

I LOL'd...

/Heavsie

How about.. No.

Silver colored diamond necklace. Only for the brave! Can be yours on ebay for roughly 5 USD..
Oh Ebay, you never stop to amaze me.

/Heavsie

Coconut Crab

My classmate Malin showed me this.

I would not mess with this son of a bitch.. Just sayin'.
It reminds me of the Alien movies..

Today's Fish

I promised my classmate Malin I would do this so here we go.

Today's fish is, tadaaaa:

PUFFER FISH

Also called: Puffers, Balloonfish, Blowfish, Bubblefish,
Globefish, Swellfish, Toadfish, and Toadies.


You want this fish to be your screensaver?
Download it here: Click me for Fishie~


/Heavsie

Well.. Why not?

I don't know where to start on this video..
When he opens the towel I start giggle like a five year old each time. Why is he doing it facing the window..?
Another childish giggle when he begin airhumping...
And I thought only women would lay sexily on a piano?
I just don't know.. But It's still pretty awesome.

/ Heavsie